only in america.
on this 4th of july, i would like to pay tribute to the entrepreneurial spirit and quest for success that defines the american nightmare - oops - dream.
only in america can a startup business with a novel idea become a milion-dollar empire. we've seen it all here....anyone can do it.
the latest example i have discovered is a web-based business that really fills a need. it fills a void. it fills....a lot more.
yes, you read that right. but don't be misled: it is more than dildoes. sex dolls, vibrating tongues....you name it. all for rent, just like netflix does for movies. use it up, send it back.
they should call it NETFUX
i can't imagine anyone wanting to use a previously-enjoyed sex toy. even if they dipped that shit in bleach and hosed it down with some isopropyl, i don't wanna see the damn thing! apparently, people do it though. this graphic graphic (get it???) explains it all:
what will they think of next? i need to be at the forefront of the next trend like this. can i rent out my used undergarments? anyone?
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9 bitchers and moaners:
I'll buy a pair of your chonies.
That just doesn't seem sanitary.
ick
i'll skip!!!
beurk!!!!!
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what an awful idea...
only in america, you said, eh???
I'm sure the skeeziness is part of what they're selling. While I personally am too fastidious to indulge in this, I just know there is a market of pervs who get stiff thinking about using somebody's worn down stuffer.
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What a brilliant and depraved idea. I wonder if people would rent used dentures or prosthetic limbs?
Rent out your used undergarments? Oh J*O*E, that is SOOOOO 2004. But you might want to consider a way to rent out your sexy-as-hell lips. I'm just sayin'.
Mark :-)
GROSS!!!
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