xmas is coming. literally!
please...i beg. do NOT get me this. i might like to cook, and i might be a sperm-producing male, but the two do not work for me.
this is just....well, its above and beyond, even for ME! still, i am ordering some for presents. friends of mine, expect one soon!
Natural Harvest - A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes
Description:ohmygod. and you have to read the online reviews:
Semen is not only nutritious, but it also has a wonderful texture and amazing cooking properties. Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic. Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants. Despite all of these positive qualities, semen remains neglected as a food. This book hopes to change that. Once you overcome any initial hesitation, you will be surprised to learn how wonderful semen is in the kitchen. Semen is an exciting ingredient that can give every dish you make an interesting twist. If you are a passionate cook and are not afraid to experiment with new ingredients - you will love this cook book!
* I recently served the Flan to some of my neighbors, they tried and tried but just could not guess what that zest was.on that last one, how much of a financial struggle is a $2 jar of mayo? i mean really! anyway, have a little flip-thru of the book here. you can see the recipes for tuna sashimi with dipping sauce, lime aioli and creamy crepes. oh and the man-made oysters are truly...inspired.
* Wow, I can't beleive I finally found a book like this! It's awesome. I'm always looking for ways to be healthy, natural and green, and this helps me with all 3.
* My life partner and I no longer buy mayonnaise. As financially struggling video game developers, this has been a wonderful way to help save a little money.
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oh dear! i think i would literally kill someone who cooked me something with semen in it and didn't tell me beforehand
"My life partner and I no longer buy mayonnaise"- LOVE THAT. But also a little grossed out too.
How on earth did you find this?
You know, you have to get this, have it in your kitchen and then invite friends over for a dinner party, but NEVER mention the book. Or cook from it. Just let them find it. The reactions would be worth the price of the book!
Oh that's narsty!
Let me know when it reaches #1 on the NY Times Bestseller list. Or better yet, maybe Oprah will choose it for her next book club!!!!
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Thanks for making me throw up a little in my mouf'.
Hey, how exactly did you frost those pumpkin muffins you gave us last week? I assumed it was cream cheese based, but now I'm worried.
well, lonely guy, living alone in the woods with no one around.....oh, and a renovated kicthen. what do you expect?
i'm just stunned by this!
pardon me as I continue to dry heave...
Completely insane!
wow- Those crepes sound tasty!
*gag reflex* yet slighly aroused! I have some vol-au-vent cases in the deep freeze that need filling. forget nutmeg have smegma instead it's cheaper.
I prefer my semen fresh from the tap,
the time it takes to make a mayonnaise jar of seaman you could work a whole shift at starbucks and they even give you medical benifits ... this is just stupidity ... I hear Mrs Cleaver no "this recipe calls for 1/2 cup of seaman... Boys can you give momma a hand in the kitchen" ... I would fuck you up if you seamanfied my flan
Love the review that mentioned the dog licking up the spillage in the kitchen...
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