get your kicks on beast 66
you know, i thought the number of the beast was 666. per the bible:
And that no man might buy or sell, save he that had the mark, or the name of the beast, or the number of his name. Here is wisdom. Let him that hath understanding count the number of the beast: for it is the number of a man; and his number is Six hundred threescore and six (666).apparently, it is not. it is really 66 (have the last 6 surgically removed when it starts to hang too low!), because that is the age that the beast truly is! the beast is 66!
today is joan van ark's 66th birthday. need i say more? below, L-R: joan as valene ewing, as an anorexic tori spelling doppelganger and her most recent role as the beast.
yes, i know the last one looks like a used and abused anus, after being passed around a frat table during hazing week. you know, nothing says "i am a sexy cougar" like burgundy eyebrows.
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I think she and Michael Jackson see the same quack, er, surgeon...
face like a gravel road. tsk tsk.
i think that eyeliner is tattooed on, too.
Oh dear lord, it's too early to be looking at that.
have the last 6 surgically removed when it starts to hang too low!
k yu are going to hell and you need to know that so you can plan what fonts you want the demons to burn into your skin with a brand every 5 minutes.
For Halloween, I'm going as her.
From this creature of God! Be gone! In the Name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit!
you guys are haters Joan van ark is a LEGOND!
It's like Picasso is her plastic surgeon.
WSU (the Cougs) colors are burgundy and gray. She's wearing her colors proud.
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