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david banda ciccone penn ritchie de malawi africa, and his mom, notorious singer / producer / actress / mogul / performer / model / stripper / director / author / fashion designer / legendary pop icon / world record holder / michiganian / kabbalist / video pioneer / feminist / sex symbol / provocateur / dancer / millionaire / creamy smooth madonna, as seen in heathrow airport this week.
based on this photo, fill in the blank:
"OH MY GOD! MOM! I CAN'T SEE! I'M BLINDED BECAUSE.......
- "you're so goddamn milky white! oh my eyes!"
- "i saw pubescent lourdes coming out of the shower. bleach for my brain!"
- "there is still some dust in my eyes from the winds of my homeland. when will it stop?"
- other (tell it in comments!)
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4. Because Lourdes thought it would be funny to watch a Mariah Carey video on Youtube and teach me a lesson. I don't have eyes now. When can you buy me a new pair, mommy? I'm having trouble finding my feeding bowl.
5. Joe posted a separated at birth featuring Jack Black and Susan Boyle.
6. I saw Angela Lansbury's camel toe.
7. Mariah's head exploded when she found out Xtina's first foray into acting is already a gay classic.
4. Because I'd rather muddle in the filthy, disease-ridden mud puddles of an African nation than live with the fact that this irrelevant, botoxed, plastic-surgery-loving, emotionless, soul-free troll is my mom! HEEEEEELLLLPPPP!!!!!!!!!!! SEND ME TO IRAQ! SEND ME TO IRAN!!! SEND ME ANYWHERE BUT THE LOVELESS HOME OF THIS MEGALOMANIAC WHORE!!!!!!!
OHHHH how i love anonymous pussies.
and yes, you are right. one should die of disease n an orphanage than live a wealthy life.
personally, i would rather die than be so hateful and not give a name. just sayng...
oh wow! thanks to the wonders of internet, i can see exactly who anonymous is and in what building they work.....say HI for me.
say what you want...its fine and i respect your opinion. dont respect you for working there though.....
Sheeiiiiiiiit, nigga...We done caught us another anonymous pussy? Well, I reckin not so anonymous now, but still pussy in my neck of the woods. (spits a wad o' chaw)Hell, where I come from, we fuck pussies 'til they split in two cuz they're just a waste of flesh who hain't got the damn balls to back up what they say. Now me? I'm whatchu call a bona-fide ASS HOLE, cause I can spew a lot of shit, and I can take a fuckin' like no pussy ever could. My philosophy is, if you don't like what I got ta say, then whip yur dick out and fuck back like you were born with a set. I like to know who I'm fuckin' with. There's respect in that. Just don't be comin' at us with your "anonymous" pussy lips flappin' in the wind, with your points to prove or axe to grind, and no damn sense of identity to claim 'em. You wanna go head to head? Fine. Show me yur asshole. Show me you fuck like a man. Otherwise, you can keep yur pussy farts to yurself (spits another wad).
Anon dares besmirch The Queen? Now I totally lost my train of thought and my submission is ruined.
Dear Anonymous,
That kid will have a better life than you'll ever know. You'd be lucky to have the honor of wiping his ass someday.
Calling someone else irrelevant while hiding behind an anonymous comment is just hilarious. You are a spineless pussy, a coward and a dumb cunt. You should be fed to sharks.
Please come back and give us more pearls of wisdom. I'm in the mood for a good ol' Blogger Smackdown.
Thanks,
Chris
You are not my role model anymore; Stevie Wonder is.
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