my theory

i do NOT mean to slam the memory of michael jackson at all. if he is indeed dead. and if he is, rest in peace, feel better, you're free, thanks for the jams.

i was honestly never a fan, so if you are, do NOT take this the wrong way, but farrah fawcett deserves her own day of remembrance. he is stealing her thunder. i know that's wrong, but come on...it's farrah!

i do want to post my conspiracy theory ASAP...i smell a rat. hear me out, because given this family and this one in particular, it is possible.

when he announced those upcoming concerts. i said "never gonna happen". and then they said he only had to appear for 13 minutes and that he hadn't rehearsed at all. then they said "skin cancer"and it wasn't looking good for the concerts. bookies were taking bets on whether he would show or not. the nancy drew in me says someone was setting the stage.....

i know a thing or two about the music business. if an artist dies before a paid performance, their estate gets to keep the fee that was paid in advance. that's a fact. the promoter takes the loss and pays refunds to the ticket-buyers. as we all know, he was broke and owed millions. so, go with me here....suppose he "dies". the check still comes, the massive debts are paid off and that part of the story ends.

because he was notoriously private, i am gonna go out on a limb and say this whole thing is staged. he is on a plane to dubai or somewhere that there is a sheik or something arab in nature, where he will live in permanent seclusion in a gilded tent or something made of marble. no paparazzi, no bill collectors, nothing.......

you can tell me i am crazy. fine. but tell me isn't conceivable, considering who it is ......