the origin, revealed

what was really happening when this picture was snapped of miss oprah winfrey and her non-lover gayle while they gay-cationed together in barcelona?

oprah: girl, is my weave secure? i put this sweatband on it to make sure, but i dunno.

gayle: girl, it looks good. you can't see any tracks.

oprah: girl, you sure? this wind is making me feel like i'm gonna lose a few. i'ma hold it to make sure.

gayle: girl, how is my wig? it's tight, but i just don't want it to slip back in front of the paps.

oprah: girl, you good. the color is a little kathie lee gifford, but otherwise it's fine.

gayle: girl, you think? i'ma darken it then. that's all you had to say.

oprah: girl, you know we can get some of that high quality human weave hair here. the spanish ladies have that great dark, thick hair. i'm a get me some.

gayle: girl, good idea. i always do what you think is best!

oprah: girl, i'm glad to hear it. don't make me do what i did to steadman to you. and girl, do something about your boobs. they look uneven. i pay good money for you to look better than that.